we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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