Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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