you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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