I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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