whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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