He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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