Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i barfeds in our rink
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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