I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
We talked him into tasing himself.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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