Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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