hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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