Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
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