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Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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