Well apparently he's into motor boating.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
God, I missed his penis.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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