thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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