whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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