I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Dicks are not precious.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
