God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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