I don't think brook has ever known best
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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