sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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