If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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