I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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