I'm eating all of the evidence.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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