piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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