it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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