Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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