**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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