Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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