One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
