If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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