Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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