Please, let me fuck your mom
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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