I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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