The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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