I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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