The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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