Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
