it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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