Where did you get a picture of my penis
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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