he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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