Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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