I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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