She announced her abortion via fbk
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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