like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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