Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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