so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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