What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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