I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
