I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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