The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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