Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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