yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Randomize
